What do we do when political upheaval makes it clear that we’ve reached the darkest possible timeline? We geek out. Check out these tweets of geekle coping with the Australian government going full Mean Girls-
What would really be awesome is if – when presented with the 43 signatures – the PM fixed Peter Dutton with a steely gaze and commanded: "Now! Bring me a SHRUBBERY!"
— Annabel Crabb (@annabelcrabb) August 23, 2018
ScoMo as the cuddly alternative. This is zombie politics. We’re governed by the undead.
— Alison Croggon (@alisoncroggon) August 23, 2018
Sir Peter Cosgrove, dissolve us. Dissolve us now. #auspol #libspill pic.twitter.com/yh9ZPOozLz
— Robin Elizabeth (@RobinElizabee) August 23, 2018
Here they come. #libspill3 #auspol Mathias Cormann .Goodnight Australia pic.twitter.com/0ECFtET6Mp
— Sam Neill (@TwoPaddocks) August 23, 2018
Worst Wes Anderson movie ever. #libspill3 #auspol pic.twitter.com/q8KqpVMzvZ
— Shami Sivasubramanian (@Shami_Siva) August 23, 2018
Liberal Party Room Meeting #LibSpill #auspol pic.twitter.com/b6DpshntCn
— Stephen Williams (@stevetua) August 23, 2018
🎶We got spills, they're multiplyin', and we're losin' control
Cause the power and the lyin'… It's ELECTRIFYIN'🎶
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THIS IS WHAT NOBODY WANTS (No no nobody wants) ooh ooh ooh🎵#libspill— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) August 22, 2018
The liberals are united. #auspol #libspill #libspill2 #dutton pic.twitter.com/ffNFi1bJnr
— Dan Ilić (@danilic) August 22, 2018
#KorgForPM #LibSpill #AusPol pic.twitter.com/2UnQYp9SQJ
— Dan (@DanielMcLean40) August 23, 2018
It's not even 9:30 and I've already compared the new #libspill to both Game of Thrones and Star Wars. Wonder how many more I'll end up inflicting on you poor buggers by day's end. #auspol
— Jake Nelson (@jakejnelson) August 22, 2018
NEW WORD: “Spillxiety”
A state of psychological tension provoked as an #auspol spill takes place. Symptoms include nausea, staring at the TV, pacing, searching Twitter endlessly, forgetting to eat or drink & conversing almost entirely in sentences of “omg” and “wtf”. #libspill— Van Badham (@vanbadham) August 23, 2018
Hell hath no fury like an Abbott scorned. The entire country thrown into turmoil and uncertainty so that Tony Abbott can have his revenge. The far right are dragging us to hell in a hand basket #auspol #libsplit
— Magda Szubanski (@MagdaSzubanski) August 22, 2018
I'll get you my pretty and your little leader too #auspol #libspill pic.twitter.com/En7vRDWx6O
— Simon Hutchinson (@ApeGotFire) August 23, 2018
Hey Australia.
House of Cards is not an instructional video.#auspol— The West Wing (@thewestwingTV) August 23, 2018
Has anyone tried unplugging the country and plugging it back in? #libspill #auspol
— Tina Burke (@teeburke_) August 23, 2018
Spot the difference #AusPol #LibSpill3 pic.twitter.com/fclsJms3D7
— Nic Williames (@nwilliames) August 23, 2018
I’m going home to pull the covers over my head, and when I wake up tomorrow morning Eddard Stark will be Prime Minister and all will be well. #LibSpill
— Virginia Trioli (@LaTrioli) August 23, 2018
Just caught up on the latest #auspoll news. It’s time to put underpants on my head, stick pencils up my nose, and repeatedly say, “Wibble”. #blackadder
— Tracey Spicer AM (@TraceySpicer) August 23, 2018
IT IS UNAUSTRALIAN TO HAVE TWO LEADERSHIP CHALLENGES DURING THE WEEK PARENTS ARE PREPARING BOOK WEEK PARADE OUTFITS #auspol #bookweek
— PatriciaKarvelas (@PatsKarvelas) August 22, 2018
So Turnbull boobytraps the potential spill, saying he will quit Parliament if one is called and new leader will need to convince the GG they can form a stable government otherwise it’s election time. Frankly, I’m here for it.
— Rick Morton (@SquigglyRick) August 23, 2018
Include the backbench and I'll provide the condiments…. #auspol pic.twitter.com/THpcVyn8CG
— Peter Twigg (@EPTpoliticonomy) August 23, 2018
Me laughing at funny #auspol tweets and then remembering the actual state of Australian politics pic.twitter.com/cJRJzncoZL
— peter k's woah woah woah (@JennaGuillaume) August 23, 2018
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