9 Signs That You Are An #assholeparent

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1. You didn’t let your kid have chocolate for breakfast… even though they NEEDED it.

2. You think treats are a sometimes occurrence not tridaily.

3. You make you kids wear clothes when they go out.

4. You won’t let them wear shoes whilst jumping on the bed.

5. You ask them not to jump on the bed.

6. You fail to realize that Smarties are part of every meal. They’ve got all the colours, duh!

7. You won’t let your children sit on the second story window ledge.

8. You make your kids wear a seat belt.

9. You go to the toilet sometimes. That’s not cool, you should be delivering party central at ALL times.

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About riedstrap

I have completed my first novel*... well third if you count the two magnificent pieces I wrote in primary school, and am really getting passionate about writing and learning about webdesign, blogging and publishing. *Since starting this blog I have in fact completed the sequel to said novel and am thinking of releasing it next year. But have also snuck in another two novels, one which I want to self publish next year, a memoir for all my fellow fifty shades of crae crae lady friends, and a flirty bit of feisty fun that will be epublished through Spice Ebooks in July 2015.

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